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 05.05.2009
...I just don't notice, I pass some grip, and suddenly some major from the roof shouts me: "Man with a cell phone, you are in the immediate vicinity with the explosive device!" I look under my feet - some black suitcase near the store. Around the doping of the militia, OMONA, GB-shnikov, everything is closed, encircled. And from the cell phone at this time the excited voice of my girlfriend...

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The team "Predate!" was not there! In the demining zone there is an interference station - including for silencing of mobile communications. No one would have missed the left side.
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