The real story of Sisadmin who did not come to work.

One familiar Sisadmin called his max, did not come to work on Wednesday, the first half of the day everything was exactly but closer to the evening without waiting for scheduled service, the accounting office raised a panic about his cold.
The next morning, Max came and wrote an explanation.
and explanatory.

I... Maxim, did not come to work because of Putin’s plan to raise the demographic situation in the country.

P.S The headquarters were very rotting, but they made a pretext for the form, and Max became famous for the whole office.