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 11.05.2009
To the Day of Victory!
Congratulations to all on the celebration of the Great Victory!
My grandfather Yusup Zirzizov, 1905, a native of Tatarstan, fought from the beginning.
Days of War. He was under Moscow, in the winter of 1941, then fought at Volkhovsk.
front under the command of L. Govorov (which was referred to with a large
General, Czar's officer, with great respect,
He treated his soldiers with justice and love!!Finished the War
Under the Königsberg.
The story that happened to my grandfather happened after another injury.
Having received another bullet in the leg during the fight, the grandfather was taken to the hospital. No is
with regard to the level of medicine at that time, but the professionalism of the military
Doctors (who have always been famous for the Russian army) successfully healed the wound.
My grandfather returned to the front. And then, one evening, after the break, he
I felt a severe pain in the lower abdomen. He got out of bed and went to
The Doctor. And the doctor should say was an old, old Russian.
My grandfather, who had been in medicine in the First World War. My grandfather, in confusion
In the Tatar and Russian languages he complained to him of pain and asked what kind of pain he had.
and a pill. The doctor looked at him, touched his stomach, walked into his closet and
I got a large bottle of alcohol. He took two glasses and filled them to the edges.
“Drink,” the doctor said. My grandfather drank. The doctor took the glass by himself. “Lying”
commanded the doctor. Grandpa lay on the table. So much alcohol.
Drunk on an empty stomach (war, if you remember!Grandfather immediately
I woke up in the room. Without an appendix. With a headache :)
Such people have defeated fascism! And such people are Russians, Tatars,
Ukrainians, Belarusians, Usbeks, Kazakhs and many others did everything for the
The victory!! Each in his place: in the barracks, at the machine, in the field, at the
The operating table! Their memory is bright!! A very low gift!! to
My grandfather lived until 1996.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0905/o090510;1.html
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