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 12.05.2009
I went to Strasbourg for an exchange. This morning in the dining room of the universe in front of me in the line stands a fairy - red, grey radiant eyes, 4 size, on the notebook the logo of Ubuntu is carefully glued to the scotch!!! I understand this love. I sit in front of me, I say thank you for listening to my prayers, I think I’m a normal Russian man and I’m going to arrange everything, I’m going, I speak as much as I can in English:
“Madmuazel, you’re charming and you’re friends with Ubuntu. Please tell me your name!
Katya of Peter, the ubunta of her fiancé Ivan. She asked me not to be upset. I am dead. and buried.

The Loser
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