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 15.05.2009
From the forum, discussion of taxi drivers:
I want to get a taxi and call it “Russian taxi.”
Do you not mind?
Do you want to drive anyone other than the Russians? You can’t take a taxi for a month.
No, it will be like this:
Can I order a taxi?
Oh yeah yeah...
I really need...
Oh fuck, give me the address!
The street, the house, the apartment.
Find me your apartment, the streets are enough! Go out, the white car.
And the number?
You’re all oh oh oh oh! I say white!! to
Okay, well...
On the street:
Are you from the "Russian taxi"?
Fuck, where are you fighting? I’ve been waiting for half an hour!! Let us sit! Where are we going? Where is it?!! At the airport? The shit!
What is so expensive?
You are fucking, you are fucking! Count it yourself! Order to accept - 100 r., wait for you - 100 r., agree to lead - 800 r.! to
and can...
Take off the skins, fucking, or you will shake up the salon, clean up here behind you, fucking.
And the music.
You, fucking, will be in your house to direct music.
and silence...
They came, go out.
That’s just Homer...
- I don't know, airplanes can be seen, so the airport... with you three pieces!
How many?!! Thousands were agreed.
I wrote a lot!
Somewhere so
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