This story was told by my acquaintance. They have trouble with rats and mice.
Uspensky: they do not knock on the spoon, but they sit at the table.
To solve the problem, his family decided to have a cat. They brought, only
The cat was not ordinary. He is not like rats, mice are afraid of trembling.
In the knees. But not to throw away is a living creature, not the furniture.
The neighbor chases mice and the cat is afraid of them. and recently,
Valer (this neighbor) went to the dacha. He took a bottle of vodka and came.
A drink and not with anyone - only babies and children small around, with a man
Working week with family rest. Drinking alone is the first way.
to alcoholism, here is Valera and decided to involve the cat in the case. Gave him
A cup of valerian, a cup of vodka. Sitting together two. The neighbor’s bottle
I promised, the cat drunk.

After drinking, the cat walked on the floor for a while, then stood up, stumbled
Then he went to the barracks where the rats had their nights. “You can’t imagine,
I almost opened the door with a pinch of my legs,” says Valera. The cat broke.
In the sarai, after a while fell out of there with a dead rat in the teeth,
He dropped the rat at the doorstep and went to sleep on the roof.

In the morning, the neighbor woke up before the cat and went out to smoke. Following
He pulled out the cat, pulled back and... Here the cat saw him killed in the evening.
The Rat. The cat's hysteria about this Valer could not be expressed in words.
“Eli has calmed me!”