My parents have two daughters, I and my younger sister, Anya. I have been married for a long time, but the younger chose a worthy candidate, to the dissatisfaction of my mother. And here, recently, a sister announced that she would bring her chosen man to meet. In "See" I was also invited. At the appointed hour, the door ringed. When Annie saw her mother, she was shocked. Because on the threshold stood... the officer of the Internal Forces. And our mother, having a philological and historical V/O, does not like the military very much, V.V.N.H. hates as the heirs of the NKVD and the destroyers of the people, and as to the praporshniki - it is not necessary to explain. To our surprise, this quickly broke through and proved that he was an "atypical broker" - polite, educated and educated, in general, my mother had a second shock in the evening. In the midst of the seating we had a drink of tea. The drawer is filled with dirty dishes. Anka stood up and wanted to pour the teaspoon with cups - the teaspoon did not get under the crane. The officer stood up, intercepted the teaspoon, went to the bathroom, filled the teaspoon and put it on a plate. Slowly, my mother said:
We have six highest on four. We were washed by a wardrobe.
With a dignity to which the English lords would be envious, the praporchnik, restraining his smile, objected:
Not any one! and the senior officer.