The sister of his wife had a puppet Kesha in her student years. Kesha
He was a smart man, a beautiful man, quickly learned many words, and generally rejoiced.
The hostess in her presence. Something happened, my sister was wrong.
Imported food), and the clever Kesha left our world.

The owner was very longing for the bird, and somehow, blinking into the same
The zoo, where Kesha was bought, bought another puppy.
and Kyrushu. Kiryusha is a literacy-free village.
To eat and to sleep. In half a year
During the hard training, this creature did not learn a single word.
The hostess left him behind.

Once to my sister, when my husband was on a business trip, came the girlfriends of Vince.
to drink. It was already drunk a lot when one of the girlfriends with long
Their nails began to stumble to Kiryusha, scratching through these very nails.
He has a cage under his tail. The pope was angry at what.
The girlfriend said to him, "Okay, once - not a pidoras." You are already
You feel what’s going on, right?

The husband, returning from a business trip, drank a little with friends, and then
A small scandal. At the height of the battle, when in the choice of words
No shame left, the pope, hearing something familiar, cried loudly:
“Not a pirate! “Don’t be pirated!” The scandal quickly ended, because
The warring parties were roaring in each other’s arms.

A while later, my mother came to visit. On the second day of arrival
sister and husband slightly crushed, mother began to scream that in the family they have
Everything is not like the people, as a proof of what Kiryusha chanted his song:
“Not a pirate! “Don’t be pirated!” My mother’s sister got a special.
You can’t, but you can’t learn the bird.

It took a while, and the sister decided that Kirushka might not.
Kiryusha in general, and maybe the bird needs a boy for mating. said –
In the house appeared a Roma, who turned out to be an intelligent bird.
But the silent. On the first day, Roma tried to take care of Kiryushia, but
stumbled on a wall of misunderstanding: Kiryusha wore on the cage, not stopping
Oral “Not Pidorrraas! “Don’t be pirated!” He completely refused
The Pristines.

The conclusion of the story about this funny nonsense was today’s message:
Roma took the egg. Thus, Kiryusha proved that with the orientation of the
He is OK.