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 30.05.2009
Pure Odessa expressions

What are you building my eyes? Should I build a cooperative?
Don’t compel me, I will agree!
Man, I understand everything. You are so charming, but not the same.
The degree!
Do you go for God, or do you stay for God?
Do you know something I haven’t told you yet?
How do you go without a penny?
I saw you on one leg and you saw me with one eye.
You lived the way you lived!
Is it worth buriing? Without a dead man?
Buy yourself a tractor and get stuck!
At the reception at the doctor: - You are pale like a spirachet!
The elevator does not go down.
Don’t turn my faberge to me!
– Paulina Borisnna, what do you think of my cake? Is it really delicious? It is delicious,
It is delicious for those who have not tried it.
Oh, what do you know...this is such a rich woman, such a rich woman...you would
I saw what carpet she wanted to buy.
“Baby, I’m bored... I’ll make you a scandal and I’ll do it.”
and fun!
“Oh, such a familiar face, I’ve seen you somewhere... Oh, don’t remember.
Me, or I will remember you.
Is it true that you are getting married? Of course, we give...
A little bit!
Inscription on the monument: Here rests a famous Odessa dentist
Boris Raphaelovich Katz. And his son Monia receives in his office.
by Prokhorovsky, 21
- Sonja, don't shake the couch: you will break all the springs!
Let’s go visit each other. You are with us, we are with you.
The funeral!
- Senya, eat borscht, shob you are healthy you have to recover!!!! to
Wash your feet first and then make a pedicure.
- Go on x... - I am there more often than you are on fresh breath!
Do you hear the smell of my new perfume? Oh well Cannes! I am po
What is your blind?
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