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 31.05.2009
Pepe, bl@... No words...
There are people that just have to be killed. In the place. So that they do not
Reproduced and did not contaminate the land with their genetic garbage.
I was in Moscow on Monday.
The trip went well, all the questions resolved, I leave the city, I went through the city.
Two hours of terrible ballashikin traffic jams - a call from the Lower.
“Sanya, here one very good man has gotten into a big trouble. urgently needed
The fourth negative. very much. There is not so much. There is only in Moscow.
The bill goes to the clock. Everything will take you where you say. Would you help?“”
Okay, it must be so. In half an hour the ambulance arrived. Overloaded
A small refrigerator.
Every ten minutes I call for the situation. He flew. Blessed
I put a new rubber and there was no rain.
Moscow is Nizhny Novgorod. from 405 km. 2 hours and 43 minutes.
The Vladimir region. The village. 2 hours of night. The village is approximately 300
of meters. Lamps with lighting, four-band road, detachers. The speed
About 180 km/h Lighting rod, radar and sirene.
I am slowing. It is worth spinning across itself wider. Explain to him the situation.
Show me that you are lucky.
I open the luggage and show the refrigerator.
and open up.
There is blood.
I said open it. I don’t know you are lucky there.
I open.
And here this s%ka, gets a knife out of his pocket and cuts one of the four.
and containers. I didn’t even have time to say anything.
What are you doing?!! You ruined the drug.
“Hmm... Yeah, really blood... Let’s get into the car.
I am nervous about running into this car.
The captain is sitting there. Man 35 years old. I explained the situation to him. no longer
I’m embarrassed to talk about a broken container.
The drug.
He: Let’s go out.
To your partner:
Why did you do it?
How do I know they are going there?
The captain turns to me and says:
Go ahead, I will warn you. Just hurry more carefully.
The first screams:
You can’t let go of such an excess!! to
And then happened what I could not expect: With the words "I always
I knew you were a Ssss%ka," he strikes in the rod with a starle.
His legs flew above his head. Cut off with one blow. When he fell
He did not even move.
Go on, brother And for the drug, forgive if you can. by settlements
Turn on the emergency signal so that it does not brake. I will give rationally.
and now. Only more cautiously.
I understood. Thank you Captain.
I have managed. Man will live.
Thanks to you, Captain.
Sadly, I didn’t have time to ask your name.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an0905/o090530;1.html
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