Review of the film "Summertime" (about the love of a vampire and a deadly girl):

111: And I want to ask... if Edward wanted to eat Bella, then how could he perceive it differently? There is a description of how vampires want humans and so on... but fucking, I can’t perceive fried potatoes as a sexual object, and as far as I understand, people smell as appetizing for them.)
222: Potatoes are sexy makeup too!
I don’t want to fuck potatoes! Go on dates with her too.
Well, you know, there are probably people who are excited by food, they are considered abnormal... Edward is generally also considered abnormal.
111: So Edward is a pervert! This should have started! What are the names of people who eat food? The Eaters?
Chapter 22: The Edofiles