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 08.06.2009
I don't know how in other cities, but in our some time ago authorities
The law prohibits the sale of strong alcohol after 20:00 and before.
Eight in the morning.
The time is almost eight in the evening, in the supermarket at the box office.
Exactly at 20:00 the box will automatically stop drilling vodka.
A heartbreaking cashier who does not want a people’s rebellion:
- Who with vodka - pass without a line!
Nothing changed in the turn. It was all with vodka. gathered at
The fact is that we first all beat only vodka, handed over to the storage chamber, and
Let’s go back to the rest once again. In the neighborhood, people did so.
Yes is.
The storage camera in this store is not the usual iron boxes.
with keys, and a shelf with a grandmother, exchanging things for numbers and
and back. The closet with the shelves behind the back of the grandmother after the people
I rushed to take vodka there, it looked like some kind of window window.
The water shop of the stagnant era.
Two working men enter the store. Going past the camera
storage, they see this vodka abundance and three men in line to
The grandmother. Accepting the rack for the vodka department, the men are arranged in
Watch people exchange cards in front of them.
The vodka.
One man to another:
Look at me, this is a shit!! Drinking Vodka After Eight
They didn’t buy it, they already put in the bills!!! People who have talons
Take it? How many bottles are delivered?
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