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 18.06.2009
from JJ:

We sit in the garden, and Olya tells a story. They were given 300 volts overnight in three quarters. Whoever worked, was burned. But a woman named Lena awoke at the same time and apparently went to the toilet. Turn on the light in the room. The lamp is lighted by a strange white light and is blown up. “Oh,” Lena thinks and turns on the light in another room. The lamp does – thistle. Lena continues to experiment. It includes a torcher. It is exploding. Lena in Aachen. She doesn’t understand whether she’s sleeping or not, and in horror turns on the TV. He makes a strange sound and explodes. It goes to the microwave and burns. In the morning, Lena almost went crazy and thought of herself somewhere as King Midas, that is, what she does not touch, it explodes. So she moved all the electrical appliances home.

The continuation of history is like this. There is an LG warranty workshop in these three quarters. Since it is Odessa, the master makes the neighbors, in principle, everything they bring. And the Chinese toy horse, and the ancient Soviet vacuum cleaner. There are many neighbors. And then in the morning, Lena wakes up and doesn’t go out. Three quarters of people came out with dead microwaves. Slowly moving along the boulevard. As we know, at the workshop. Lena does not know that. The street looks like a fantasy film or a zombie movie, but the zombies were all with their stoves on their stretched hands. I haven’t been told anything more about Lena, but I’m afraid for her.
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