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 19.06.2009
cooperation with India on the supply of weapons, including
Shipping is on a long-term basis. At the beginning
90s, for our shipbuilders left without funding, order
From the Hindus to the completion of the newest frigate, was just a salvation.
Laid under the USSR and intended for the Northern Fleet, the ship
I was prepared for 80 percent. But he did not intend to build it, but
I was going to write in metal. So much cheaper. Wherever you come from,
there were dumb people with bedbugs on their heads and with the desire to buy it,
Even for dollars. Naturally, we were delighted to the point.
Rapidly completed, filled with the latest weapons, conducted the march
One order is one order, but one order is one order. Wanted continuation
The banquet. If so, the customer should like it. Then decided
not only to make an official transfer of the ship to the Indian side, but
Make a costume show. Artist hired for the role of Peter 1, dressed
A bunch of people in the shape of three hundred years ago, a rifle was twisted to the frigate
At the same time, they organized a grand theatrical battle. All were
We were happy and said goodbye in a brotherly way.
After a while, the frigate came to his new homeland. reviewed
The latest equipment, purchased for hundreds of millions, came to the port himself.
Minister of Defense. Under the screenshot of the camera, he boldly ran down the staircase. and
There was a moment that didn’t get into the film chronicle. The Minister's feet
He came down and began to descend to the deck. The first thing that
he saw on a super modern combat ship, there was a bronze gun
Three hundred years ago, shooting with the nuclei.
The misunderstanding was soon clarified in our further cooperation with
India was not affected.
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