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 22.06.2009
I am very afraid of water...
XXX Why? What was it in childhood?! to
YYY: No... there was such a small thing, but there was no water there.
XXX: What kind of association? What about sharks?
YYY: I will tell you
YYY: In general, when I was a kid, I had a tooth, and I naturally threw it into the shell, with the words: you have a simple mouse, give me a gold. My brother wasted all this and said to me, Did you do that? There will be a flood! I was frightened, he blown me a rubber boat in the hall, gave me a veil in his hand, and said, I will go and buy quas, and you sit and wait. He naturally went for a walk, and I sat as a fool in the boat until evening and waited for the flood. I thought the water would take me through the balcony by boat.
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