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 24.06.2009
My, when waking up, sharply opens his eyes, examines the situation and speaks about it.
xxx: I decided to mock him and at the beginning he stood up with the words "Bla, cat ass, how much you can put on", it was I put his socks under him.
XHH: There were concrete experiments, and I put a vantaxe. This one wakes up, stands up from the couch, looks first at the vantuze, then at the singer, so some 15 seconds, and then says:
"And what does he not please you?"
The cat did not even ask for food all morning, after my hysterical laugh.
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