from ZH:
A couple asked their boyfriend to sit with the child while they went to the cinema. The young man agreed. In his trouble, the four-year-old boy turned out to be very mobile and rarely energetic. Half an hour later, tired of the child and having not invented any quiet games, the young man asked.
Do you want?
I want.
The young man sat the child at the table and opened the refrigerator.
Would you cuddle?
I will.
Five minutes later, the cocktails were finished.

Do you want more?
I want.
What else do we have there? Will you eat soup?
I will.
So they finished all the edible supplies on one of the refrigerator shelves. After a while, the second was devastated by half.
Would you be cream?
The silence. A very rounded boy was sitting at the table and looked at the bag of cream.
But I love.