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 18.02.2008
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I met a girl, she has a boyfriend.She offered to date, I agreed.Now here we stand, here her boyfriend came.

system
And you?

The Topaz [#]
I didn’t know she was a boxer. :D

system
= – O

The Topaz [#]
Well, I gave him an ebs on his foot, and he gave me a fucking...

system
The eyes are whole? Has your nose broken?

The Topaz [#]
I made half a salto, then a cupcake and fucking :-)

The Topaz [#]
He didn’t know I was a trailer.

The Topaz [#]
You would see him fucking when I climbed on the wall.

The Topaz [#]
I didn’t run, I stood on the wall and looked.

system
Blushing my face at the table

The Topaz [#]
He tried to descend.

system
And how?

The Topaz [#]
almost

The Topaz [#]
Only I put him in my hands.

The Topaz [#]
The Box-Useless Thing, Parkour Kruche
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