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 06.07.2009
GreenHedgehog: How was your wonderful day? =) is
Arine: I have already all got the descriptions that I have the best sex in my life with Stepan, so I will not talk about how the day went.)
GreenHedgehog: all of them???? = is
GreenHedgehog: Was it transmitted by ORT? Have I missed something?
GreenHedgehog: *happy music* Emergency news....Arina and Stepan are now having the best sex in their lives. We give the word to the reporter who arrived at the scene. and Ivan? A fun music again.
GreenHedgehog: Yes, thank you Natalia. Indeed, the people of Russia, the Middle and the Far Abroad are discouraged. Arina and Stepan really have the best sex in the world. Authoritative sex scientists are struggling to uncover this stunning fact. The world ended up waiting for the moment when this secret would be uncovered. A number of television companies already offer multi-million contract to create a series of reality shows based on their outcomes. Hollywood is hiring the best actors to film the so-called biopic about our heroes. But the actors acknowledge their insolvency and refuse. At the same time, many porn stars are already ready to leave their profession, on the basis that their contribution to the porn industry is just tiny compared to the sex of Arina and Stepan. Literally a minute ago I was informed that millions of marriages around the world have been dissolved as all the inhabitants develop a terrible complex of inferiority. We will keep an eye on the developments, stay with us. by Natalia?
GreenHedgehog: kind of that?
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