Today from my brother via ICQ came a message:

"Hello to you I have the money ended on the mobile phone, it is not always possible to write with inets... call, plz, our, tell us that we are all fine, feed for slaughter, everything is very delicious, today we went to rafting... ask them to put me on the phone 1000 rubles, as well. SMS here costs about 20 rubles, and a call - 70 rubles. Ask them how they are there, let them write me to the mail"

Read 3 times before remembering that he is now in Turkey and that it is not spam %)