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 14.07.2009
From the Women’s Forum:

I need help!
Sorry dear girls, but I can’t do that anymore. My PC is completely immersed in the “virtual world” and doesn’t want to come back from there. Every day he gets more and more away from me and I begin to lose him. Moreover, I find it hard to understand his speech — in particular the expressions of the kind of ‘uhuhuhuh, ax with two vanguards!’ and ‘slave the enemy!’ — his reaction to many everyday things has become extremely inadequate — he often runs like a madman with a friend from neighboring dogs and screams — ‘choh, choh!’. He has radically changed the circle of communication, and his new friends also do not differ in my view in adequacy. He often tells me "Light you are a full crane".
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