I am in line for a magazine in the kiosk. The first in the line was the old man and addresses the seller of the kiosk:
C: - Please give the newspaper "My Health" - new number!
Q: Take it here! The seller is polite.
The old woman goes away.In the turn there was a young, attractive girl.
D: Hi to you! Give the May issue of the magazine "Happy Mom".
P (rightly already joyful and harmonious) Here take the journal. Your child is lucky to have such a mother!
Then in the line stood a man.Something closely he looked at this harmony and turned to the seller:
You have a May issue of the newspaper "Life Without Meaning and Future" or "My Father is an Alcoholic"?
P.S. Until the newspapers arrived...
M is fucking. Then give a journal "PC games".