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 17.07.2009
I have a friend, he is cheating about doing body repair of cartridges in his garage. And painting itself. And he rides on a jiggule-seven, but puts it not in the garage (there is simply no room there), but under the windows, the good lives on the first floor. So, he got some bitches of gasoline from the tank to melt (the owners of the classics are generally trouble) despite the fact that the car is right under the windows. What he just didn't do - a traffic jamming with a lock, a signal sensor on a lock - it's all meaningless. Eventually, he found the original solution – reworked the neck of the gasoline tank so that it began to go out into the trunk. And then folded somewhere impressive sizes of the faloimiter and firmly attached it to the place where there was previously a necklace, under the lobe (of course this device had to compactly fold and still the lobe closes tightly). He says that a couple of times he has already found his car with a torch, and now he wants to look at the faces of the thieves who steal at night, open the hole and from there to meet the fun jumping out the member.
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