Driving teacher (PW) told the story of how he passed with his friend (D) the technical examination (TO).
PV - my friend is a master of sports (still in the USSR) in boxing, in the size of such that you need to open the second doors of a two-piece door, on the face can be said that it is not loaded with intellect, and it is very strongly beaten, in scars. But in itself, a person is completely harmless and kind.
And here they pass by, they stand next to the car, and next to it is the inspector (P).
P., pointing to the glass - it needs to be changed, here the glass
In reference to Pv. Oh, and what to do now? Should I change?
by pv. - You tell him that cracking is forbidden, and you can
D., turning to P. repeats - the crack is prohibited, and the
P is If I put my finger on this scallop, it will crack.
D is(quietly, calmly and relentlessly) - if I put my finger on your forehead now, your eyes will rise.
P is(nervous) - go through, do not delay the line
by pv. I laughed and I cried