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I hate Linux programs.

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You ask her to make me a table.

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It gives a piece of 1x1m.

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You ask what is it?
The table
Where are the legs? Why the stakes?
- A... well install four plug-in legs, plug-in painted coating, and make it all hold a dozen more plug-in nails and plug-in glue moment

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And anyway, if you then put a plate of borsch on it, it will turn into an infernal mixture of milk of Himalayan goats, Brazilian cucumbers, English pudding, sushi and lily kebab, because the Cyrillic nikua is not supported.