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 24.07.2009
XXX: I look angry and dumb, opening one eye
YYY: I gently kiss my neck, and look with the eyes of a cat like a goddess.
XXX: Let us go!
xxx: I'm still with my feet
YYY: Ah... it wasn’t here... I showed my tongue and turned around...
YYY: from the next actions of the beloved
I think I want ice cream.
yyy: * bought such a useful rose*
YYY: I opened it a little, I felt its coolness, I breathed this wonderful smell.
yyy: * I quietly approach my offender, gently take my shoulder, unfold...*
YYY: *not saying a word I look into these wonderful eyes of the colour of the sea*
YYY: *I gently embrace the waist, before opening the already beginning to melt the rod*
yyy: *and so with a hammer I glue this rodent on the forehead* and said unicorns died out...O_O * with a stinking rust I escape from the angry unicorn*))))))))))))))))))))
I will kill the fuck!
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