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 20.02.2008
The girl has a cat. He is terribly inclined to narcissism and pointing out in front of all the encountered.
Once upon a time a family friend came to visit them. Well, the cat in front of her force-forced, shaking her legs, kissing the lion, she smoothed him, not lived, called him in every way. Then I saw his primary sexual signs and with a joyful cry, “Hesens!”“Let them be careful...
The cat now, standing for someone in the radius of sight to say the code word "testicles", instantly falls on his ass, presses the anus to the floor and builds huge martyrly eyes.
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