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 25.07.2009
I had to serve under the command of a very distinguished, well-deserved general. Combatant, harsh, he made trembling even on the kinds of commanders he saw. When he entered the part - there as if a lion's prairie was launched - no one was left on the street, all tensely depicted active activity in the fields, because for the smallness (from the disturbance of the shape of clothes - to the wrong approach - waste), he could and dismissed. And, here, bypassing the dosage once again, he notices the hidden warrior-time, and lovingly calls to himself.
The Zoldaticus marchs clearly and boldly reports that he, the soldier Hudoberdiev, has arrived on your order. The commander was pleased that such eagles were serving under his command. The only thing that confused him was the shifted side of the cap on the bald skull of the deadline.
Repair the head!“He rattled. The Fighter. Without hesitation, he raised his hands and said, “Yes!He repaired the general fuse, after which he turned around and clearly disappeared in the vast parts.
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