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 27.07.2009
I first liked that my 73-year-old grandmother could handle a cell phone. It was fun to show her friends the sms from her.
But fucking when I asked her to follow, to make sure I didn’t miss work because I felt bad!!! Do you know what she did? She foolishly turned off the alarm on the phone, and in the morning, when I slept - called the subscriber "chief" and... asked me out of work...
Do you know how I was roasted? No is! It should have been seen...
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