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 28.07.2009
I walk with a girlfriend and her little son (3,5 years old).

We walk next to the bench where the youth (m) is sitting. The child (r) began to talk to them, we stood a little further away.

What will you be when you grow up?
c) The Captain
M – What would you want?
The yacht...
M – Why?
(p) - I will sail on a yacht on the sea, around the water... and I will fall overboard and fish will eat me!
Why are you eaten by fish?
Because I am a fucker!
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