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 29.07.2009
I have a bag in the laundry. You know, the microwave has such a function, when it stopped heating, and the food forgot to get, it constantly picks to get the foods, say, I finished, free the room? So, in my washing machine, it seems that something similar was also tried to program, but apparently the assembly, however, is not German, because when you do not get the long-pressed underwear, it begins to wash it again after some time)))))))
>Zloi_kak_sobak: she just looks - not removed... the owner is dissatisfied!! I have to wash it! :)
Durnaya_: But I calculated, if you put on a fast wash in cold water and it stretches it twice, it takes less powder and electricity than to put on a long with warm! And the quality of laundry is the same, even more careful is more economical)))
>Zloi_kak_sobak: well, again the machine is smart)) she thinks that she has stretched a fig and tries to please the hostess in every way )) And if you violate her - she will stop eating powder at all ))
<durnaya_: She just probably saw me throw out the tea bar, which was calculated at 2.5 liters, but boiled completely only when there was no more than a liter of water in it. And I thought that, well, her naphyg napartit chonit, will go down from the 11th floor and will not even ask how they are called)))) Here in Krasnodar in general is a miracle-technique! There is also a straw that begins to self-clean from boiling exclusively on light things))))
>Zloi_kak_sobak: he just has a weak stomach
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