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 30.07.2009
XXX: I went on a trip with a friend to Voronezh. We approach the North Bridge (the longest in the city, kilometers two)
xxx: In front of us stops death tinted nine, out of it comes out "concrete boy" in a suit and with a tie
xxx: Opens the luggage, drops a healthy bag from there, with an incredible effort of will raises on his arms and flies in the direction of the opposite edge of the bridge
XXX: We are behind him, I wonder what it will end up with.
xxx: The nine goes in parallel, out of it the screams of the kind "take it, naah, Sanya!" and "you are a man, bl% or not a man?and "
Somewhere in the middle of the road, the patsanu became unable, rushed to give up, but was stopped by the terrible screams of comrades.
xxx: Mika has already offered to bet on whether or not it will be done =)
XXX is out!! to
xxx: At the end of the bridge with a breath of relief "fubble%нах almost died!" the bag flew to the ground
XXX: We approached and asked about the reasons for this event.
XXX: It turns out that the character is getting married soon
Moving the bride by tradition relies on the hands across the bridge
xxx: Through the short Stone Bridge turned out to be "not in a man" and "for the weak"
xxx: decided not to be small and carry through the longest
When the bridegroom shuddered, he began to doubt his ability.
XXX: But the word gave, do not turn away. So I decided to "train" =)
yyy: Harsh Voronezh brides)))))) I want to come to you)))
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