Petrovich headed one of the LPU of MG OJSC "Gazprom". During the sixty years he passed through lights, water and pipes, and pipes, before passing, he also built in large numbers, because the future Gazprom was among the first. The head of Petrovich was from God: he knew his management to the last stucks and hooks, how he could provide the subordinates with housing, salary, "travel" benefits and honeycare, built a school in the village, the best kindergarten in the republic and even a nursery. It’s not on its own, ask? Not to theirs. But Petrovich "bite the funds", organized the construction, watched us - subcontractors, and this is a lot.

Petrovich and now the man is tough and demanding when he is retired, and already then - I don't know how to explain. He hated the lazy and deceitful with fierce hatred. Like every Soviet leader.
Petrovich first tried to re-educate them, but it didn't work out - he whispered and oppressed them in a terrible way and they feared him like fire in their production.
They even frightened their lazy children, telling people-eating stories about Petrovich, and even the new employees to frighten the boss - God himself commanded.
Frightened by this, Olga, who had just joined the construction group of the LPU, was not surprised at all when some "shocker" told her that there is a schedule at the LPU, according to which all women of the team go to Petrovich home to feed a cow. Petrovich de the cow recently bought, and to himself to doit in the wreckage, the wife is not - divorced, and he arranged the bark. Olga is a fighting girl, she will not offend herself, she even worked hard at the construction, but. But so did the fate that her husband, who at one time got married to a beautiful tank driver, took her to serve in Leningrad, Tajikistan, and they were asked immediately from Leningrad, as soon as the Soviet power with the friendship of the peoples ended. There are two other little children.
Refugees in general. And despite the difficult fate, Olga gathered the remnants of courage and went to Petrovich, if not to protest, then at least to say that she does not know how to feed cows.
and Petrovich! - started Olga from the threshold of the cabinet, but the phrase did not finish and
She suddenly cried for herself.
Petrovich, who if he doesn't like more lazy people, it's women's tears, stood up because of his chief table, took Olga from the door, sat down, wrapped his white sliced cloth, poured water in a glass.
Most curious, of course, why this new employee came to him to cry, but he sees that the matter will not be until it calms down.
by Piitrovich! - says, Olga scattered with tears and glimpses, - I can't
Eating a cow.
Petrovich has long been the boss. People came to him with all sorts of problems.
He was not even surprised at all.
“Nothing,” he said, reassuringly affectionately, “the matter is not difficult,
You will learn. No need to worry so much.
and Pietrovich! Olga continues to cry, realizing that she will not turn away.
I will never learn to feed a cow, and I will never learn to feed a cow.
Petrovich, remembering that Olga has two young children, that they are refugees, that she also has a tankist husband, already decided: Olga bought a cow to feed the children and her husband, and does not know how to feed and cries precisely for this reason.
We need to help, Petrovich decided, and to calm down.
“You will learn, you will learn,” he continued his speech, “it’s all simple, I’ll learn.
I will ask - you will help, first time, and then you will get used to it.
Olga, who was not smiling at all at the "fighting" work on the combination, gradually calmed down, wiped her tears, but began to get angry.
and Petrovich! She said in an unexpectedly loud voice, I repeat:
I can’t feed a cow, I can’t feed a cow.
- Olya, - Petrovich finally remembered the name of the new subordinate, and
There is also something in the anatomy of a cow, if a cow is not fed, it is
will die.
- and in torments, - remembering more animal husbandry details and
A large Olgin family, Petrovich added, - it is a pity, because the animal, yes.
The family will remain without food.
How without food? Olga surprised me because of her cow.
Dismissing the work?
- I will not expel you, of course, but the excuse I would take for you for cruelty, if
Petrovich was indeed a sadly condemned cow.
But he loved people more than animals, but you can sell a cow if you don’t eat it.
you want.
How do I sell your cow? Olga went into attack.
If you feel a slump in the boss, you must sell it yourself.
Employees are no longer forced to take care of them.
- The post, which employees to sell and which cow to care for, - again not
Petrovich, can you explain it?
- I was told, - Olgin's tears have already completely dried up, - that tomorrow my
It’s time to feed your cow. According to schedule. I cannot and will not. and you
It is better to sell it and not torture people.
“Now I understand,” said Petrovich, “I don’t have a cow. Schedule also
No is. There are jokes. Who told you about the schedule? Although,
It does not matter. We do so. Petrovich left Olga and sat down in his house.
You have a chair, right? There is. I have these projects with hosts.
I chose myself. I’ll give you a cow and seed for the evening. A is
You give to the jokers: Petrovich gave you his cow, the schedule of the dog
Cancelled - now the joke will constantly doy her. Give it obligatory
Tell me I’ll check in the morning. You can go.
And Petrovich, who never threw words to the wind, began to call the director of the nearest "colloquium" to agree on a monthly lease of the cow.
Monthly because Olga did not know how to breastfeed a cow, and more than a month of breastfeeding
It’s a tough punishment for such a joke.