My name is Ilya!by :

A colleague (K) st told the story:

I have a grandfather (D). He is 90 years old... well, they don’t live so long – somewhere over 90, and he says to me somehow:
D: Oooohh, I’m very old, I’m going to die soon, probably...
Q: Why then grandfather?
D: Yeah... I slept yesterday under the shayaang and I can’t push 150 kg... I try, but I feel a looohomite in my shoulder... ohh... I had to push 145...

The Curtain!