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 05.08.2009
Lord the employers! Why don’t you want me to work? Admin girl is great! Unlike her, she is:
1) not smoking
Not drinking much (not drinking much)
Able to provide aesthetic pleasure at work
He will not be taken into the army.

In addition to:
1) City registration
Diploma of Higher Technical Education
2.5 years of experience in a similar position
4) No husband and children
5) learning anything at any time when pronouncing the magical formula "to immediately!"
6) Understand the words "need", "immediately" and the expression "I said what?and "

I am ready to write a receipt that I do not want and will not bring offspring for five years and tell you the instructions for contraceptive pills.

And remember it! The different structure of the sexual organ does not imply the presence of higher mental abilities!
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