From the dating site...

I am married. I have a small child. I’m not looking for sponsors and I don’t want to be a prisoner. I am not going to divorce and I love my husband. I am not going to betray. I just want to get what my husband-computer did not give me in my life: dates, movies, romance, compliments, and so on. I don’t know if there is such a romantic. Let the announcement live.

And so she would write, "I need a loch that will pour a bubble on me, listen to my caprices, wash my jacket from my spots, and then I will go to give my husband while you bite my elbows."
Why are you so predictable?