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 07.08.2009
I work as Sisadmin at the Bank, my girlfriend is a database operator in a bookstore.
History of the night we sleep. Here my finger is stuck in my eye, well, I naturally jump out of bed, next to sleeping my girlfriend I ask her:
What are you doing?
Without waking up, he replied:
I write a book...
In the morning, I told her that you gave me the eye in the night, stated that I was reading a book. Her response struck me:
- It's still that you came out a day in a dream in a knee pushed me said that you remove spam, and recently you said to me in a dream that I don't ping...
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