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 08.08.2009
VladislavFree: I am a friend of low height, rooted and a master of boxing sports.
He enters the bus and sees some sort of shirt pulls out a girl aged 14-15:"Send I said!".
She is:
No, I ask you, and so forth.
Friendly :
Let go, let go of the girl.
The closet:
Shut up, my homeless man!
Friend, not thinking long, at the very exit charged him in the fifth. He flew to the stop and sat with his face full of amnesia. In the back are teenagers.
He is them:
You can’t help the girl, keep it here.
They are him:
Great man, you cut off the controller!
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