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 09.08.2009
I work in the IT department. As is the case, 90% of all applications I do do not lift the ass from the chair through remote access, but the majority of employees are persistently calling and asking to approach them when the technology offends them. I always explain that for this I do not have to approach, I drive everything remotely. Those who see this for the first time will be amazed by the fact that the mouse itself slips through the screen!
Recently a consultant calls, such as changing the cartridge bla bla bla. I go, change, approach, and he just explains something to the client (from the company left). I change the cartridge and leave. After 15 minutes call:
Will you change my cartridge?
I have already changed.
and when? I did not see!
So I was away (I wasn’t confused :-)
- O_o (long pause, and with words) fuck, I fuck out of these айтишников, - hangs the telephone
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