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 12.08.2009
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Do you remember how, despite our parents’ prohibitions not to go far from home, we left? And nothing happened to us. Remember when you were 13 years old?
The children did not mother in all, did not think about the buckle, about the strawberries? Do you remember that in the past rats were poisoned, that mints were doing their business, that GAI was warning against violations, rather than punishing for already committed violations?
Do you remember that the country did not hold on gas with oil?
And I’ve noticed that you’re scratching things that you’re never going to create, because your generation is worthless, except wiping your pants in the office you’ve never achieved in this life. The next generation is even worse.
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When our parents stopped the goats, we didn’t understand why Dad puts the goat on the right. When we saw photos of missing children on police stands, we thought they had fled the house, they are now being sought.

And when the friends in the third class bought cigarettes from their parents, and in the eighth they told local bombs to buy them vodka, the grandmothers in the shops shouted: in our time it wasn't. And before that, their grandmothers were breathing, looking at the blinds pulling papyrus in freight wagons. So when was it "THE" time?

...And the pioneers, instead of carrying grandmothers across the road, all the same fucking the chief... And nothing changed, except for home computers and unlimited internet...

Oh yeah, I forgot the code phrase: shut up, they’re going to shut up.
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