The preamble...
An old joke.
- Professor, do you not take the exam from a slightly drunk S-C-C-student?
Okay, I will accept...
The student opens the door and cries out in the hallway.
The baby b. F-F to F-F to F!

The Ambulance.
The year 1998. Pedagogical institute in the city... I will not, however, call it...
The dormitory. The morning. Not quite asleep after yesterday's drunken student by the nickname Semenich must go to take the exam in economics. At the same time, he already has two academic debts, and the third means leaving the institute with a pleasant prospect of kicking up the kirzaches and so on the delights of service in the Russian Army.
Semenich long and stubbornly wakes up... It doesn’t work out... At the end of the day, someone from his classmates begins to chew him on his cheeks.
Semenych (opening his eyes) said: “A, eh? What problems?”
- Semenich, @@@@ mother, today is an exam in economics.
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh! Just now, I’m going to shut down...
He stands up, and, stirring up, reaches the laundry... At this time, Leha’s neighbor comes out of the neighboring room, and, seeing him having a hammer.
Semenich, brings him almost a full bottle of port wine:
Semenic, let’s go on! You won’t even go to the institute.
Semenich quickly consumes the whole bottle directly from the throat... Then comes into a state of absolute inaptitude to use...
Neighbors in the room - they are Semenich's classmates - long mock Lech.
Then they take Semenich under their hands and do not lead him, do not carry him to the institute...
Institute... Drunk Semenich is brought to the exam... Two girls of excellence urge the teacher to exhibit Semenich TRI...
Because otherwise he will leave the institute... (Economics at this faculty is a purely non-profile subject).
Economica looks at this picture with deep surprise... Then she agrees... Semenich tries to give a check, while holding behind the corner of the party... But, leaving the party, he barely grows on his back... One of the girls takes a check from him and relates it to the teacher, then puts it in his load pocket...
The replica of the economy: “Yes... I’ve seen everyone, but I’ll never forget your course!”
After the exam...
The roommatees lead Semenych - already a little sober - home... On the way they go to the dining room and buy beer... Near the door to the rectorate
Semenich is completely distracted, and he begins to scream about how he loves the economy.
After a couple of comments, “Semenich, you are what, o*well? Now the rector if he hears - you will immediately be expelled to***?” The student gets on the head, and then goes to the knock-out.
The roommatees, taking all kinds and remembering all the ancestors in Semenich, have difficulty relating him to the commonplace, pour him a "bitter" glass of vodka and put him to sleep.
The evening...
Opening his eyes, our hero breaks up with the question, “What number is it today?”
The 23rd.
- B****, I am an examination in economics about al, third tail, all, I ***YES,
Expelled to ***!
“Semenich, calm down, you gave him up.
You are what, oh oh? I did not go there!
- Semenych, calm down, open the check, you have three!
Semenich gets a catch... He sees a three... He wipes his eyes...
From where?!! I did not go to the exam!
“Yes, you didn’t go there, think... you were carried there! And from there, UCO
Also also!