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 13.08.2009
She had sex with a guy when he had an orgasm, tried to loosen and pulled out her shoulder. Fuck it!
I went to the doctor, she examined me and started filling the card. Well, before that, she asked me how I was able to shake my shoulder, I explained to her, but she was not a stupid aunt. After a minute, I got the card and went to the pharmacy. I decided to open and read what she wrote there (usually I don't read what doctors write, satisfying only with prescriptions) and a clear flat handwriting was written: "I had sex.I got an orgasm.
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