Multi-vector life policy

Now I live in Minsk – I take the final exams, which will decide my fate for the next 5 years.

So here’s the situation: today, two blondes are driving in absolutely the same jeeps near the subway. One speaks on the phone and cuts the other lightheaded person. They were not able to slow down. Unfortunately, an accident happened to them.

They both come out of the car and are beautiful. The one who spoke on the phone, and was actually the culprit of the accident, says to the telephone:

I kissed a blonde here!
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So they kissed. The Machines. She has the same as me.
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“Don’t scream at me, Rabbit, come here to Frunzenskaya, all by yourself.
You will see...
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Is the battery sitting? Come here, I am waiting.

At this time, another girl, not especially loaded with intelligence, approaches the speaker and says:

Don’t scare me with your boyfriend. I have no faults either. Now and mine.
will come!

With these words, she demonstrately gets the exact same phone out of her pocket and in vain tries to call her faithful. Apparently he doesn’t take the phone. The two women begin to talk to each other:

My one is coming, we’ll figure it out.
I'll call my own and we'll deal with it!

In this spirit, five minutes.

A huge jeep is coming in, a macho is not a macho, but what is so certain. In envy of him, the two blondes start flattering at the same time:

and Nicholas! Look at her, this censored.
and Cole! How are you here? I’ve been calling you for 5 minutes, you don’t take the phone.

Then they look at each other, the Col, the cars, the mobile phones they hold in their hands.
In general, Cole led a multi-vector life policy. Well, the fate has failed.

It was a pity that I had the battery on my phone. very sorry.
And since he went one, there was no chance to capture this picture. Please forgive me, readers.