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 19.08.2009
A acquaintance said:

I have one girlfriend, looks like a typical blonde - 10 cm spikes, sponges, legs from ears, etc. Sometimes she got the right, naturally spent on this matter and immediately wanted a machine. The money was little and so she bought herself something like "Tavria" x. from what year. Everything would be nothing, just sometimes the machine boiled, especially in traffic jams.
But she bravely dealt with this, pouring the water into the right hole...On her birthday, not knowing how to ask her parents, she asked to make her the following gift:
“And paint me my machine in pink!”
As I said, done. She became the owner of the Rose Taur.) And here one weekend decided she and her friends to go for a picnic, to the country, and before picking up a friend, called them and warned them -
"Take water with you, and suddenly we will boil on the road."
The friends at this time were already beginning to celebrate the weekend, and therefore they had only a bottle of martini and juice from the bowl. As soon as they got the content and filled them with water, they stumbled into the way.
Naturally, in a traffic jamming on Pulkovsky highway, on the exit from the city, their machine got stuck.
And now imagine what picture saw the men passing by in the traffic jams...
Three blonde women on their heels and at the parade, two of whom are not sober at all, are standing at the boiling pink tavern and flooding in it.
Gogot of happy men was heard even through the closed windows of cars passing by... and to see this picture so many minds struck that another week she caught on herself smiling looks and ticks with her fingers "he went out of the smoky blank" ))))
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