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 20.08.2009
The night.
I go with my new 4 size acquaintance... (and in my dreams a mistress) on the train, in front of each other.
Talk about nonsense.
I smoked, and she thought:
You're the first guy who doesn't watch my chest all the time...You're just cute!

I was silent, cried seriously.
The beauty did not notice that in the train I burned her B OKHE breasts throughout the trip, because at night the reflection is much clearer and even in color!
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