I go out with a guy from the station. The guy enthusiastically looks at some unusual car, and in the meantime I look at a couple on the other side: a pretty cute girl and a young man. As I passed by, I noticed that her match barely broke her neck, staring at me. Let me tell your loved one about this:
I - oh, horror, that guy barely broke his neck, looking at me.
He is cool. (He is still looking at the car)
I’m so glad you aren’t like me!
he - ahah, you're lucky (not taking a look away from the car), but his girlfriend's shirt is cool. I need you like that too.
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