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 22.08.2009
I watched a funny picture today: a large dog, led by a woman on a guide, right on the go, apparently completely instinctively, but very snorely, grabbed from the lower-down hand of the man who was going to meet the man an undernourished cake with meat. The owner immediately started shouting something like, “Fu! You are not ashamed!” and etc. and etc.
It was quite obvious that the dog himself did not quite understand how such a case could happen to him. He stood down his head and hanged his ears, with such an exhaustingly disturbing and guilty face, as if he wanted to say:
“The mountains! And how did that bring me away?” Then he thought out how to correct the situation: he approached the man and carefully placed the cake at his feet, after which he questioningly looked at the mistress - said, now, I hope, everything is okay again?
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