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 23.08.2009
One lady is imaginative, in every strange man she sees a potential maniac, even after a walk with a dog she tries to enter the entrance so that she can ride in the elevator alone.
And these days, after a evening walk with her little dog, she goes into the elevator, presses the button of her upper floor - and then a typhoon jumps into the elevator with a thirty-year-old... She feels his bad fluids with all the fibers of the soul and is just already sure of his dirty intentions, which is confirmed by his question:
A girl?
A friend swallowed a bite in her throat and whispered, almost wet:
– No...
And then on the face of the ambal reflected a sincere confusion - he questioningly looks at his girlfriend's dog and asks:
Why a bandit?
The girlfriend also lowers her eyes and gets stuck in the shovkin red batch...
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