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 25.08.2009
A year around 2002 I burned off from the thrown of the computer tension. He burned to the foxes. There is still a live disk, modem and memory. Without a comp I was nothing at the time - I filed for freelance. Accordingly, having purchased a computer in debt, I decided to supply it with an interruptor, let it be BO-shn. I met with a friend, he just sold, bought. I go by metro, in a sports bag. Heavy and falling. I go to “Kupalovskaya”, I put the bag on the border (boom!). Interesting is a new catch! Hands are swallowing! I stretch out a little lightning, squeeze my hand there, turn on.

I am drinking! I am drinking! Praying is!

I raise my eyes and see me with my eyes :-). Second 5 we look at each other, then I cut off the ups, fasten the bag and pretend it was. Mint satisfied, and turns around.

Why am I all that? It was quieter before, yes.
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