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 27.08.2009
xxx: he is drunk until he loses consciousness...how can I turn on his consciousness? Should there be ways?
Yyy: pour 200 vodka to turn off completely
xxx is a good way (rofl)
XXX: How to pull the electricity?
YYY: and then drop his pants, loose his belt, spit his ass with mayonnaise
When he wakes up, tell him. Stop drinking forever.
Why Mayonnaise?
XXX: AAAA
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